Watch Grumpy Santa tell us everything we’ve ever wanted to know about the joys of using “Smart Carts”

In part rant, part rave, Santa gives you a funny take on all this.

Plus, see Santa reading a magazine dear to his heart, on the plane!

More to come, so keep checking back here, often!

For a minute there, I thought I was a department store Santa-as soon as I got into the Orlando Airport, there were kids-EVERYWHERE!!! (I don’t suppose it had anything to do with Orlando being home to a rather famous rodent, do you?)

Fortunately, even Grumpy Santas like kids, so it was fine with me, but it did make security lines go oh-so-slooooow.The biggest problem was the moms and dads, all carrying strollers, and car seats, and diaper bags, and, well, you name it.

All that stuff took awhile to check through, but what the heck, we made our flight and tonight we arrive in Pittsburgh.

Talk to you soon!

-GS